I have never been a big fair person. Growing up, we would go for the marching band events and maybe look at the animals and tractors. I went and rode rides with friends a couple times. And for two summers in elementary school I went and stayed overnight in a camper at the fair with a friend and helped her take care of her pigs. That experience made me want to completely avoid fairs forever; I like the great outdoors but please don't make me sleep in a camper, and PLEASE do not make me live on fair food for two days.
When G and I were dating he started to work towards changing my mind about county fairs. We attended all the romantic fair events, like combine demolition derbies and tractor pulls and free country concerts in condemned grandstands.
And then I gave him two sons to attend those kind of things with him instead.
And now that we have two sons that love demo derbies and tractor pulls and barns with endless stalls of farm animals, the county fair is the highlight of our year.
Every week on our way to the library we pass the fair grounds and GD asks when it will be demo derby time again or when the next pull is. GE doesn't remember the fair from last year, but even he moos when we drive by the fairgrounds (well, that may just be because he likes to moo and have nothing to do with the cows that will be there).
Well, last week we finally had our county fair. Never did I think that I would be having a discussion with my husband about the pros and cons and the cost-effectiveness of buying a fair pass, but we had a couple conversations about whether we would be purchasing one this year (ultimately we decided against it, which was good because some of the events on our to-attend list got rained out anyway).
Schools around here close during the fair, so last Thursday morning instead of preschool, I took the boys to the fair for our annual tractor and animal viewing. There was some disagreement and unhappiness because GD wanted to see the antique tractors first and GE wanted to see the cows first. The cows are on the opposite end of the fair from where we parked and the antique tractors are at the front, so GD won that one. GE got over it but mooed the whole time we looked at the tractors.
GD loves antique tractors ('putt-putts') and every tractor we looked at received some sort of exclamatory comment, such as, "Look at the size of that oil filter!" or "This would be good for plowing through the mud!'
Next we made up for the delay in seeing the cows to GE by taking him to the rabbit barn. GE loves bunnies maybe even more than he loves cows. This is his, "Bunnies!" face.
We then proceeded to see and greet almost every single livestock at the fair. And we finally took GE through the moo barns, although I think he liked the bunnies and the ponies the best.
Next we had to check out and touch every piece of new farm equipment on display (GD differentiates between the putt-putts and the new machinery as "tractors I can't touch" and "tractors I can touch").
After two hours at the fair the boys were "starving!". So I bought them a fair pretzel. They were not impressed. Next time we'll just get corn dogs.
And that was just our first visit to the fair. The next day G took GD to compete in the Kiddie Pedal Tractor Pull and he won! The tractor trophy he got was pretty much the highlight of his young life.
Then on Sunday we took the boys to the demolition derby. This wasn't one of our best-planned outings of our parenting life. In the future, I will never wake a toddler up from his nap to attend a demolition derby. No matter how much we think he's going to like it. The boys did enjoy it though, and when GE got too tired to keep watching he got to go see the moos again, and laugh maniacally at all other animals again. And the boys finally got their fair corn dogs.
The next day, GD sadly commented that it would be a whole year until we had the fair again.